Comments on: How to Get Rid of a Loser Date - For Him

on 9/18/2008 Men - you will learn how to properly date and respect women who are a little to a lot older than you! Im pretty sure if I was a guy, it would be my dream to be with an older women...or maybe it is my dream anyway haha http://gocougar.bravehost.com !!

on 5/26/2007 As the author of this particular eHow article (back in 1999), I want to point out that it was written tongue-in-cheek, for entertainment purposes. It seems to me that this article has inspired a lot of discussion concerning respect for self and others and while I wholeheartedly agree, I'm afraid you have missed the point. And to those of you who offered up additional suggestions, kudos!

on 8/8/2006 These tips work. However, it's best to just be up front with your date; tell her that there's no hope for romance between the two of you. Keep your integrity. She'll respect you more; she may be a better friend than a date.

on 8/8/2006 If you do get around to letting her talk, pretend not to understand anything she says. In fact, go the opposite way. Whatever she says totally misinterpret it.

on 8/8/2006 Finish the date, but as early as practicable. Take her home. Don't go in (gee, it's an early day tomorrow!). And whatever you do, do not promise to call her.

on 6/30/2006 Tell her you have kids and offer to show her a picture of them in your wallet. If you haven't thought ahead and have a picture of some kids handy, then tell her you must've left the picture in your other wallet (with your wedding ring - if needed).

on 6/30/2006 You may have started off as best friends with this girl before you were together, so when you do dump her - do it over the phone. Then, if she still wants to be mates, she can say so, and if she doesn't then she can hang up. This makes it easier for both of you. For the girl, because she can cry without you seeing her and for guys, you can find out if she still wants to be mates or not.

on 3/15/2006 Be a real gentleman and tell her honestly that you don't think and feel she is the one. She may feel the same way about you. But, if she becomes aggressive, then tell her politely that your ex wants you back and you might just the ex another chance.

on 11/22/2005 Give women a bit of credit; be honest about your intentions (or lack thereof). In most cases if you are not feeling your date, she probably is not feeling you either. Karma really does exist! Keep it real.

on 11/22/2005 Talk about video games. You are guaranteed to get any woman in the world to hate you.

on 11/22/2005 After paying for anything at all - theater tickets, drinks, food, etc, mention how much each of her items cost. Inform her how many dollars worth of sex she owes you now. "So far, you owe me ten dollars worth."

on 11/22/2005 Ask her if she's ever had a big green lettuce-like booger on the front of her shirt. Tell her about the time you did, and how you wondered how many other people saw it before you did. "Hey, the salad is here. Let's dig in!"

on 11/22/2005 Stash a bag of chips, like Doritoes, and eat enough to have real funky breath. Then pull out some mints and ask her to take one. If she refuses, insist that she needs them. Make sure that she notices that you did not take one and your breath is extra foul. Use words like, "HI," or, "HOW are you doing."

on 11/22/2005 If she is smart or at least somewhat intellegent, act very, very shallow (talk about muscles and clothes and pretty girls, or something else like that).

If she the stereotypical "popular cheerleader" type, be very, very intellegent in your wording, and add a touch of nerd...

on 11/22/2005 Just run away fast.