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Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Every time he touches you, be sure to scream "Bad touch" and run away. If the loser is still there after the commotion settles, convince him that the voices in your head tell you what to say and ask if he wants to talk to your other personalities.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 If you go to the movies, all throughout the movie move up one chair and if he follows, keep on moving. He will eventually get the picture.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Call your mother or father. Tell them you need them to come pick you up. They arrive and you say, "Gotta go."
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 These suggestions were intended to be tongue-in-cheek. Not calling a guy is kind of rude - how many times have women complained about that very thing? If you really want to get rid of a loser date, tell him thanks and goodbye.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Look really uncomfortable and when he asks what's wrong, lean over and whisper, "Cramps... got any Midol, perhaps a nice tampon? No? Then I gotta go, I feel PMSish, no telling what I could do." Yell at a random person on the way out for extra effect.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Pick your nose and wipe the boogie on his sleeve.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 If you do these crazy things to get rid of him, he might think you're the loser. Just be honest or never return his phone calls.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Just don't call.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Meet him there so you have your own car, and pay your own way so you don't feel obligated. If you don't care to date him again, end the date ASAP without being rude. If he wants another date, say you just want to meet people, not date one person.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Talk incessantly about your last relationship. Bring all subjects back to something you did with your last boyfriend. The more trite a subject, the better - and elaborate mercilessly.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Don't use the situation as an opportunity for cruelty because maybe next time around, you'll be the loser. Pay for your own things on the date and bring your own car and just say, "I'm sorry, this isn't working bla bla." Make a clean break and move on.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Reading these, I'm thinking a lot of you people are cruel. Telling him you're a man only works if you look like one. If he's a loser date just tell him he's not your type and he'll get over it. Doing crazy things will get you a reputation you don't want.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Start talking about childbirth during dinner, and don't be afraid to go into all the gross details.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 From the moment you step foot in his car, talk nonstop about your wedding plans. The groom could be another fictional male, or (if you really want to surprise him) make HIM your "instant" groom!
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Why not try to be honest? If you ignore them too much, they might get creepy...