Comments on: How to Become a Vampire Slayer

on 7/14/2009 You are crazy, if anyone actually follows these commands. I can not tell you how dumb you have to be to want to devote your life to slaying. If i ever had the choice, i would choose to live a normal life, and not get my dumb ass mixed up in the undead world.

on 5/7/2009 you guys are coo-coo for co-co puffs!!!

on 3/21/2009 ._." wow I really don't want to be a Vampire Slayer but this was kewl. <.< vampires need to exsist to keep the balance.

on 3/20/2009 hahahahah. entertaining to say the very least, but really? good luck all you hunters. i could care less if you come after me, you wont be able to do anything of real concern to me. you would need speed you dont have, you would need strength you dont have, and you would need brains you dont have. do yourself a favor and give up now, otherwise your likely to end up dead, and you will have waisted good money on that rediculous leather suit.

on 2/26/2009 You vampires will never win.

on 1/26/2009 I don't know what to say to this. Clearly, vampires are real and there are many that have been able to keep themselves in control without causing any troubles. Then there are the strays. This is the real world...just because someone else harms people doesn't mean you have the right to do so yourself. What needs to be done is cleansing of those who have been drained/used by a stray vampire and then quite possibly a spell to help that vampire find his/her way. The role of the slayer in this won't necessarily be a physical one, but one in which a person can entrust these happenings to. Otherwise, your whole "gang" can easily end up in a nice jail cell. No personal experience; just logical thinking.

on 12/11/2008 I was wondering if I could talk with one of you vampier slayers, because I want to become one and I need some advice from a real slayer. so If you are willing to help. contact me.

on 11/13/2008 Oh wow that was histarical.
Thanks for the good laughh.
&& Btw, crosses dont work guys.
-.-

on 10/25/2008 NO offence but u slayers have just told us usefull information. i must return the favour by making you weapos useless. we can regognise a vampier slayer when we see one so we will avoid u. crosses don't work we just ignor them unless they come flying at us at high speed (that would be u throwing it at us) them we duck at the last minite. holy water dosn't effect us as it only acts as water wich does nothing. now u know this i must say that the chances of killing one of us vampiers is about 100 to 1 so watch out we r faster then u can hear u comeing a mile off. and by the way vampiers r not crumpy. we just get anoyed when u interupt our lunch

on 10/23/2008 You line of slaying is complete bull. We aren't hanging in alleys, sleezy bars, and on top of graves. Get a grip, this ain't the 15th century.
We walk among you, martial arts we fear not (for we know them), your crosses we wear, etc. Do your research before you attempt to slay us dumb ass.

on 5/17/2008 hey you guys im the real vampire slayer no joke and that is so not true i date a vampire and hes the sweetest thing!

on 5/2/2008 If you're a girl, this works, as girls can become slayers.

for guys, you have to either have whiny humor and self deprecating lifestyle, and hope for that one Zeppo day where you can shine.

Has anyone here tried loading an AK47 with stake-wood bullets?

on 4/10/2008 BUUUAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA JAJAJA thanks for the laugh good tips thogh i thought was funny nice one