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If Christmas means a lump of coal and a fruitcake; Place both under millions of pounds of pressure for millions of years and you'll wind up with a diamond and a fruitcake.
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Dec 19, 2005
What do you get if you cross a fruitcake with a beefcake? A Richard Simmons workout video. -
Dec 19, 2005
Q: How many fruitcakes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All six of them.
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Dec 19, 2005
What do you get if you cross a fruitcake with a beefcake? A Richard Simmons workout video.
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Dec 16, 2005
Topical Humor is always popular. What's the difference between Ted Kennedy and fruitcake? Fruitcake doesn't always have rum in it. Or if you have liberal friends: What do fruitcake and Hitler have in common? Bush is an idiot! What were we talking about?
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Dec 16, 2005
Topical Humor is always popular. What's the difference between Ted Kennedy and fruitcake? Fruitcake doesn't always have rum in it. Or if you have liberal friends: What do fruitcake and Hitler have in common? Bush is an idiot! What were we talking about?
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Nov 22, 2005
A fruitcake walks into a bar, throws himself on the counter, counter breaks in two. "What are you, nuts?", said the bartender. "Yes, and jellies and fruits and - "the fruitcake replied before the bartender yelled,"Look, get out of here, you reek of rum!" "I'll be back next year, and every year", shouted the fruitcake.
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Nov 22, 2005
How many fruitcakes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, fruitcakes don't have opposable thumbs!
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Nov 22, 2005
Try physical comedy. Stuffing as many fruitcakes as you can in your pants is sure to get a good, hearty laugh. Or, make a nativity scene out of fruitcakes--with tiny candy canes at the wisemen.
