Comments on: How to Write a Fruitcake Joke

on 12/19/2005 Q: How many fruitcakes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: All six of them.

on 12/19/2005 What do you get if you cross a fruitcake with a beefcake?

A Richard Simmons workout video.

on 12/16/2005 Topical Humor is always popular.
What's the difference between Ted Kennedy and fruitcake?

Fruitcake doesn't always have rum in it.

Or if you have liberal friends:

What do fruitcake and Hitler have in common?
Bush is an idiot! What were we talking about?

on 11/22/2005 A fruitcake walks into a bar, throws himself on the counter, counter breaks in two. "What are you, nuts?", said the bartender. "Yes, and jellies and fruits and - "the fruitcake replied before the bartender yelled,"Look, get out of here, you reek of rum!" "I'll be back next year, and every year", shouted the fruitcake.

on 11/22/2005 I visited my friend in rural Iowa last Christmas. We went into town. As we got out of the car, she locked all the doors - something I'd never seen before. I asked her why. She replied, "If I don't, when I come back, my car will be filled with fruitcakes."

on 11/22/2005 How many fruitcakes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, fruitcakes don't have opposable thumbs!

on 11/22/2005 Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo hoo, I forgot my fruitcake joke.

on 11/22/2005 Try physical comedy. Stuffing as many fruitcakes as you can in your pants is sure to get a good, hearty laugh. Or, make a nativity scene out of fruitcakes--with tiny candy canes at the wisemen.