How To Do Just About Everything
Novice
220 Points
I'm a Woman, a Wife, and a Mother! I seem to have acquired 4 young children along the road. They have managed not only to destroy my house, but my girlish figure as well. My hands are so full I've learned to juggle with my feet! I'm sarcastic and silly. I can be ridiculously selfish, I fart in public, and there have been times I've found humor at others expense. But I am compassionate and caring, I'm not afraid to laugh at myself, and I love with every part of my being.
