Glad you enjoyed it. I used to work help desk and 95% of the time, when people can't get to a site, it's because they're using a search engine instead of the address bar!

To party like it's 1999, you need to party like it's the last day people will live.

Shouldn't step 6 say to repeat steps 4 and 5, not repeat steps 5 and 6?

I was hoping for specific step-by-step instructions. This is more of a "try this, if it doesn't work, try tihs" list. It would be great to see: 1. Make sure they're dead 2. Prep and clean the body 3. Attach electrodes to points a, b, c, and d 4. Run xxx volts while on raised pedestal 5. Remember to use fresh brain from morgue 6. etc. Thanks for an amusing article!