Funny Lawyer Gifts
With any luck, you will never require the services of a lawyer to get you out of a legal jam, but luck sometimes runs out. Thankfully, it is easy to find a lawyer in your phone book. Once you do, she can sometimes do miracles. You can celebrate winning that difficult case by rewarding your lawyer with a cheeky gift that expresses your profound relief and gratitude with a smile and a wink.
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Lawyer Mug with Funny Quote
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Lawyers need their daily intake of caffeine just as like you do. You can find a coffee mug with a meaningful (or hilarious) quote. The Zazzle website has numerous gifts for all occasions, including a porcelain mug displaying: "If you don't get a lawyer who knows the law, then get one who knows the judge!" The mug has a two-tone color combination--white outside and black inside. It is classy and functional. Zazzle also has a coffee mug with the infamous quote by Shakespeare: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
Billable Hour Wristwatch
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When lawyers figure how much to charge clients, they bill for each 10th of an hour spent working on a case. This can involve either a pen and paper or a calculator, which is annoying, or it can be done by simply consulting the Classic Billable Hour Watch offered at The Billable Hour website. Rather than displaying the hours and minutes of a typical timepiece, this watch chops an hour into 10ths for easy client billing. Meant more as a tongue-in-cheek joke than an actual tool for billing, the watch is water-resistant and features a black leather band.
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Honest Lawyer Machine
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Even the best lawyers can find themselves hip-deep in a difficult case that can overwhelm and frustrate, but with the help of The Honest Lawyer machine on the Uncommon Goods website, the answer is a mere knob pull away. Created by artist Ken Gasch, this mechanical fortune teller is an ornate box with a pull lever that causes a dial to spin, revealing potential answers for any situation, including: "baffle them with legalese," "find a loophole" or "sneak out to play golf." The "machine" is hand-crafted out of sturdy wood, glass and steel.
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