Funny Divorce Gifts for Men


Whether a male friend or family member is saddened or elated by his divorce, funny divorce gifts will either make him smile or add to his excitement and relief. There are numerous options for humorous divorce gifts including edible gifts, apparel options and small gift ideas. Find such gifts on assorted shopping sites or gag gift stores near you.


  • There are a variety of humorous divorce t-shirts for men available, such as those that read "100% Divorced and Couldn't Be Happier," "Set Free 2011," "Divorce Final," "Life begins when the nightmarriage ends," and "Divorce Is a lot like puking. You feel great when it's all over." Other ideas include hoodies that say "Sorry I was running away from you, I thought you were my ex-wife" and hats that read "Free Agent," "Even my shrink says it's all your fault," "Almost Divorced" and "Cupid can bite me."

Chocolate Gifts

  • Chocolate gifts with funny messages are available, such as large chocolate bars that read "Happy Divorce." White chocolate molded and painted as black long stem roses are another option, or look for milk chocolate cigars, available in sets of three or 12 and wrapped in gold foil for celebrating the divorce.

Voodoo Dolls

  • Funny voodoo plush dolls are available that are covered in numerous sayings and come with assorted pins. One example is the "ex-wife" voodoo doll covered in phrases such as "Screw Your Prenup," "You Take the Kids," "I Want All, Not Half," "Send My Alimony," "Quit Showing Up to PTA Meetings Drunk," "Get Out of the House," and "You Pay the Legal Fees" on the front of the doll. Sayings on the back of the doll include "I Want the Child Support," "Stop Yelling at Me," "Quit Hiding Assets" and "You Pay Off the Credit Cards." Bad girlfriend and new wife voodoo dolls are also available.

Small Gift Ideas

  • Small humorous gift ideas for the recently divorced include bumper stickers with sayings such as "Just Un-Married," "I got the car, she got the house, can I crash at your place?" "Honeymoon over I wanna divorce," and "Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." Funny button options include "Back on the Market," "Love is...temporary insanity cured by marriage" and "There's a secret to a happy marriage...If I find out what it is I'll let you know." Magnets, postcards, mugs and key chains are also available featuring similar phrases.

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