How to Identify a Pickup Line

"Do you come here often?" Pickup lines serve a purpose: They're a way to break the ice with someone you're interested in meeting. Learn how to distinguish a good one from a bad one.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Look at the person. Is he leering? Whatever he says will be a bad pickup line.

2. Watch out for anyone starting a conversation with sexual undertones. "Hey baby, if I were a couch would you sit on me?" is a bad approach.

3. Be aware, too, of overstatement. Some people like it, some don't: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" "Levi's should pay you a royalty."

4. Don't pay any attention to someone who asks what your sign is. This person doesn't get it yet.

5. Keep your sense of humor. When someone asks, "Do you know how to use a whip?" he is aware that not everyone has the same outlook on life as he does. He is trying to find someone fun and interesting.

6. Never stoop to "Beavis & Butthead" level: You are sophisticated. If you hear, "You need a man in your life, baby, and like, I need a woman. Let's like, get into each other's life or whatever," bolt for the nearest exit.

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on 8/17/2009 This article seems geared towards women but it's beneficial for guys also.

on 1/26/2006 Pickup lines never work. How about walking up to the person and saying "Hi, my name is ______." Then take it from there.

on 11/22/2005 If it sounds too rehearsed, generic, or even slightly like a line from a movie, it is an instant turnoff. It's probably the same line he's delivered to 100 girls before me.