How to Pick Up a Sailor
If a mate in uniform is who you seek, go where the sailors go....
- Difficulty:
- Moderately Easy
Instructions
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Visit port towns or cities with large, rotating sailor populations.
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Frequent bar and restaurant establishments in the vicinity of docking areas.
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Visit areas that hold Fleet Week celebrations or similar U.S. Navy-based military events.
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Keep apprised of current world affairs and the U.S. military's involvement in those affairs.
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Learn key sailing terms and become well-versed in navy terminology.
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Get a clerical job in the U.S. Navy so that you will have access to ship schedules and personnel records. But don't be a stalker; the Pentagon might be watching.
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Tips & Warnings
Popular U.S. Navy port cities include San Diego; Houston; Pensacola, Florida; Jacksonville, Florida; and more.
The usual rules of dating apply, even when sailors are involved. Make sure you get to know your sailor before you get into any compromising situations.
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Comments
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carebearkassi
Jul 06, 2010
Wow, yet another disgusting article. -
limzim2010
Mar 18, 2010
My friend told me a lot about Japan. But in the article i did not find out anything interesting. Please tell more details next time.
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scarletdreamer
Aug 20, 2009
I'm not sure if this is a serious article...it kinda made me giggle, but the advice seems sound!
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elkim
Nov 19, 2008
This article should be renamed "How to Pick Up Something Red and Itchy"
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elkim
Nov 19, 2008
This article should be renamed "How to Pick Up Something Red and Itchy"
