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Step 1
Sleep on the ground in an open field on a Friday night when the moon is full. Many Europeans who lived several centuries ago approved of this method.
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Step 2
Drink water from a wolf's footprint. Two hundred years ago, Balkan natives thought this act would surely help you grow hair and fangs.
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Step 3
Satisfy your thirst in certain magical bodies of water, although the whereabouts of these are unknown. If you find that discouraging, drink wherever wolf packs drink.
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Step 4
Transform yourself by eating a wolf's brains. Just follow the easy instructions listed in the Wicked Witch's Cookbook (author unknown).
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Step 5
Find a French priest and have him put a hex on you. Many incorrigibles were purportedly disciplined in this way in the centuries prior to the 1800s.
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Step 1
Go on top of a hill where the full moon can shine upon you. Then at midnight, draw two circles on the ground: one 3 feet in diameter, surrounded by the second, which should be 7 feet in diameter.
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Step 2
Build a fire in the middle of the two circles and place a cauldron over it.
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Step 3
Add henbane, opium, hemlock, aconite, poplar leaves, soot and cooking oil to this steaming concoction.
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Step 4
If one or more of those magical ingredients can't be found at the grocery store, try mixing cowbane, sweet flag, cinquefoil, bat's blood and belladonna into the quagmire. Say a number of enigmatic incantations as the recipe boils.
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Step 5
Be creative, reciting things like, "Spirits of earthbound dead that glide with noiseless tread, be kind to me."
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Step 6
Remove your clothes and smear yourself from head to toe with the magic ointment. Make sure it's cooled.
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Step 7
Drape a wolf skin over your body, or maybe a wolf skin belt, three fingers wide. Kneel in the moonlight and come up with some more chants. Strike the ground with your head three times - and watch out for them silver bullets!











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