How to Become a Werewolf

You need not suffer from lycanthropy, the mental disease of werewolves, to become a wolfman. Below are some shortcuts to becoming a wolf.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. Sleep on the ground in an open field on a Friday night when the moon is full. Many Europeans who lived several centuries ago approved of this method.

2. Drink water from a wolf's footprint. Two hundred years ago, Balkan natives thought this act would surely help you grow hair and fangs.

3. Satisfy your thirst in certain magical bodies of water, although the whereabouts of these are unknown. If you find that discouraging, drink wherever wolf packs drink.

4. Transform yourself by eating a wolf's brains. Just follow the easy instructions listed in the Wicked Witch's Cookbook (author unknown).

5. Find a French priest and have him put a hex on you. Many incorrigibles were purportedly disciplined in this way in the centuries prior to the 1800s.

The following multistep method was once considered foolproof by many believers. Please, do not try this at home.

6. Go on top of a hill where the full moon can shine upon you. Then at midnight, draw two circles on the ground: one 3 feet in diameter, surrounded by the second, which should be 7 feet in diameter.

7. Build a fire in the middle of the two circles and place a cauldron over it.

8. Add henbane, opium, hemlock, aconite, poplar leaves, soot and cooking oil to this steaming concoction.

9. If one or more of those magical ingredients can't be found at the grocery store, try mixing cowbane, sweet flag, cinquefoil, bat's blood and belladonna into the quagmire. Say a number of enigmatic incantations as the recipe boils.

10. Be creative, reciting things like, "Spirits of earthbound dead that glide with noiseless tread, be kind to me."

11. Remove your clothes and smear yourself from head to toe with the magic ointment. Make sure it's cooled.

12. Drape a wolf skin over your body, or maybe a wolf skin belt, three fingers wide. Kneel in the moonlight and come up with some more chants. Strike the ground with your head three times - and watch out for them silver bullets!

Tips & Warnings

• Mix a little flower into the vat for thickening.

[wolfkid91]

on 11/18/2009 I found these incantations and was wondering if they works or i can really use them...if you know if it does plz help me to understand them and how to use them...email me at [e-mail].......

~Traditional Incantations~


"Spirits from the deep, who never sleep, be kind to me.

Spirits from the grave, without a soul to save , be kind to me.

Spirits of the trees, that grow upon the leas, be kind to me.

Spirits of the air, foul and black, not fair, be kind to me.

Spirits of the dead, that glide with noiseless tread, be kind to me

Spirits of heat and fire, destruction in your ire, be kind to me.

Spirits of cold and ice, phantoms of crime and vice, be kind to me.

Wolves, Vampires, Satyrs, Ghosts!

Elect of all the devilish hosts!

I pray you send hither, send hither, send hither

The great grey shape that makes men shiver!

Shiver, shiver, shiver!

Come, c...

[wolfkid91]

on 11/17/2009 Becoming a werewolf is my dream and I wanna be turned more than anything. I don't care what it takes to make my dream come tru, ill do anything. I need this, i need to be turned. If anyone can help me plz message me on here or email me at [e-mail].

[wolfsbane88]

on 11/16/2009 I really want to become a werewolf very badly if any one can help me become one please help me I well give and do anything to become one. if you really can help me please email me.
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[wolfsbane88]

on 11/16/2009 I really want to become a werewold very badly. I well do anything to become one. If you can help me become one please email me.
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[mavromaras]

on 10/27/2009 I WANT THE SAME AS THE REST IMMORTALITY WITH NO CARE IN WHAT FORM IT COMES. VAMPIRE, WEREWOLF, OR DEMON JUST SO LONG AS I HAVE IT. IF YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME CONTACT ME AT [e-mail]