How to Make a Gaff for a Drag Queen
Oh no! It's almost time to meet the girls at the club and you left your favorite gaff at the dry cleaners. What is a drag queen in distress to do? Well, with just a few easy to find items, you can construct a homemade gaff sure to streamline unsightly bulges and give you a sleek, feminine look that is sure to turn heads. Does this Spark an idea?
Instructions
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Constructing
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Put on one pair of the pantyhose.
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Using the chalk or white pencil, make a dotted line at the mid-thigh area on both legs. Feel free to mark higher up if you plan on wearing a shorter skirt.
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Take off the pantyhose and, using the scissors, cut off the legs at the dotted line. Use this first pair as a guide to mark and cut the legs off the second pair of pantyhose.
Wearing
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Take a hot shower immediately prior to getting dressed. This will ensure that your genitals are soft, pliable, and easier to conceal.
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After drying yourself, pull on the first pair of pantyhose up to the tops of your thighs.
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Squatting slightly, tuck your genitals up and backwards toward your bottom.
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Holding your genitals in place with one hand, pull the pantyhose up with the other hand, making sure your tuck is secure.
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Put on the second pair of pantyhose over the first.
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Tips & Warnings
For best results, purchase pantyhose at least one size smaller than your normal size.
More expensive brands of control top pantyhose tend to control bulges better and give you a sleeker appearance, so keep this in mind when purchasing.
