How to Be a Vampire

Since vampires came back with Twilight and New moon, fans have gone crazy with the whole vampire look and attitude. With girls going ga ga over Mr.Robert Pattinson, guys would want to be like him.Here are a few tips to act cool like him and probably girls will start chasing you madly. So ,beware...

Difficulty:

Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need

• Some make up
• Cranberry juice
• Some weird friends
• A weird ring

1. 

   Wear make up that will make your skin tone ghastly pale. Wear a lip color that will make your lips look bright red. Even if that make you look all girly do it. You might be mocked, but remember no pain, no gain.

2. 

   Wear long coats and shirts. It might be hot but do it to make the look complete.

3. 

   Look all serious and grave. Don't laugh and smile, just wear a smirk if you need to smile. Speak in a very low voice, keep staring at everybody especially someone gorgeous, but remember don't flirt, don't smile big and hang out with only the weirdos.

4. 

   Start wincing with pain when you go out in the sunlight and then take out some weird ring, put it on your finger and act as if you are completely fine. Always, remember vampires don't go out in sunlight without some strange protection like a ring or if it's overcast outside.

5. 

   Whenever you see blood, act crazy and hungry. Act as if you are controlling yourself!! While some girls would get all freaked out, maybe some like Kristen Stewart(Isabella in "Twilight") would start chasing you. Remember, slow and steady wins the race.

6. 

   Don't eat and drink in front of people. Keep in mind you have a different diet. You can sometimes drink cranberry juice if it looks like blood.

7. 

   Put some body glitter all over so that you shimmer in sunshine while wearing a magic ring to complete different notions of vampires.

8. 

   Lastly ,have faith in yourself as a vampire and be confident. Always works.

Tips & Warnings

• The above tips are guaranteed for a limited time (As long as vampires are in fashion.

• Please don't try these stunts at home. You might just get pulled inside a rehab.