How to Sex Asian Girls

Asian girls have their own flair, whether it's full on Japanese Harajuku or second generation wannabe Valley girl status. And many of you boys would just love to sex Asian girls.

I got a few Asian hotties in my crew. Need a few tips?

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. 
    
   That's a little kid and it's cute, so you can't flag this picture.

   Learn the differences in Asian cultures.
   
   Not so you can go up and say, "Hey, everybody thinks you're Japanese, but I know you're Thai. Wanna go out?" More so you won't say something stupid like asking a Chinese girl about samurai warrior culture.
   
   You know all that chattering you hear after you've been rejected by an Asian girl? I do. It's them talking about how ignorant you are to their culture, and how they could never take you seriously. So learn the basic differences.

2. 
    
   Learn some Mandarin. And some Japanese. And Vietnamese. And...well...you've got your work cut out for you.

   Learn an Asian language.
   
   This step should be first, second, third, fourth, and fifth.
   
   It is so sexy to my hot Asian friends when someone knows their language and can speak just a few lines conversationally. Asian Americans have a lot of Azn pride, especially the girls I know, because they are smart and well-read. So if you learn just a few words, you're well on your way to sex an Asian girl.

3. 
    
   Sex Asian girls by treating them like women.

   Don't overdo the Asian.
   
   America's called the melting pot for a reason -- everyone comes here to meld, in a sense. So when you're doing steps 1 and 2, don't make it a big deal that you're doing steps 1 and 2. Treat a sexy Asian girl like you would a sexy blonde (ignore her, don't answer her phone calls, be emotionally distant), and she'll be all over you.

4. 
    
   If you have Doll Syndrome, stick to the blondes.

   Make sure you don't have Doll Syndrome.
   
   If you treat your Asian hottie like a doll, or some plaything to show off, you won't last long enough to get your tongue wet, at least not with my girls.
   
   To sex your Asian girl, get to know her as a person.

5. 
    
   Let her teach you about Asian culture.

   Choose activities you would normally choose on dates.
   
   Don't ask her if she wants sushi or wants to see the latest Jet Li. Azn Pride yes, but if you only know the pop culture stuff without knowing what's underneath it, you're going to sound stupid. When you take your hottie out on dates, do what you'd normally do.

6. 
    
   Take her to do something fun!!

   Don't ask her to do your math homework.
   
   I mean this in more ways than one. First, even though your Asian hottie might be great at math, you need to do your own homework. Second, many Asian parents are hard on their kids. Part of the reason she's dating you is to get away from all that. So have fun; no study dates!

[cobrakai]

on 11/21/2009 I love all your "guy" related articles. A lot of cool and informative information. Keep'em coming. 5* and recommended

[throu]

on 11/19/2009 important information thank you