How to Attract Skinny Blonde Girls
Everyone always has the problem of attracting people to them that they are not attracted to. I titled this article how to attract skinny blonde girls, because in my experience, that's what MOST people want to attract. (If not, the back button's still where it usually is.) As well, there is a special method for attracting skinny blonde girls, precisely because they know they're in demand. You have to do a few things differently. So read on -- how to attract skinny blond girls. Thanks!
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When you first meet skinny blond girls, you have to lightly insult them to get their attention. If you're not receiving an introduction from a mutual friend, the lame old, "Hi, what's your name?" won't cut it. She knows what you're there for, and you've already been crossed off because she's heard it 20 times today. Your first comment to a skinny blonde should be pertinent to her, sarcastic, at her expense, funny, and enduce a reaction of slight annoyance mixed with anger like, "Excuse me?"
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Congratulations -- if you did step 1 right, you threw your skinny blonde off of her canned speech to can you. Trust me, she's got one or two ready for you, and she's so good at giving it that if she got started, you'd never get a word in edgewise. Now after you have her on her mental heels, don't let up. Your next remark should not be apologetic in any way, but funny. Something like, "Who said that?" or, "Thought you had thicker skin. I can talk to someone else if you want to be bored to death by these other losers."
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If you're three lines into a conversation with a skinny blonde, you're doing well. As she regains her composure, she'll try to stick it back to you. If you let her, you lose. You must counter her wit with yours at every turn until she gives up trying to mentally discredit you. At that point, you can begin physical interaction.
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Skinny blondes know all about guys trying to be too quick on the physical draw. So your first physical touching should be light and friendly. What you are looking for is to get her to mimic you and start initating touch. The conversation must continue, but now it's just a smokescreen for getting physically closer. Treat her like a little sister. Flick her ear or her hand. The touch must be slightly invasive, but not so much so that it is a social taboo.
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After she gets into the touching game, you need to move her away from the crowd. Skinny blondes are in high demand, and if you don't get her out of the center of the action, you will be interrupted; count on it. so lead her to a quieter corner or a private area. Once here, you can start getting a little more intimate. Keep the conversation fun, no boring work stories about how you hate your boss. Talk about something you have in common that's fun. Snowboarding. Pascal. Something.
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The final step to attract skinny blondes is to leave before the conversation is over. You're busy and you have somewhere to be. Get contact information and get out. The way you get the timing right is that you should be on a high, laughing out loud, and you should feel that the conversation was cut slightly short, even though you're the one that cut it. Call her in two days and have a plan for a really fun, unique date. GL!
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