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How to Convince Your Girlfriend to Have a Threesome

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By chrisdavy
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Chris Rock said it best: "Women can never regress socially. Men can never regress sexually." Which means that the more crazy sex a man gets, the crazier he wants to get. Eventually this will lead you to wanting a threesome. Perfectly natural, and it will be dealt with here in a mature adult manner. How to get your girlfriend to have a threesome -- coming up.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging
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Things You'll Need:

  • Lots of points saved up
  • Patience
  • A willing third participant
  1. Step 1

    To convince your girlfriend to have a threesome, everything else must obviously be going right in the relationship. A threesome is an intimate tryst of trust above all. So you have to butter your girlfriend up first. Don't kiss ass; that's not attractive. Just be the strong, princely man she wants in her dreams. Get a promotion at work. Fix your body up to Greek god status. DO something worthy of a threesome.

  2. Step 2

    After you get your girlfriend to notice your above the norm accomplishment(s) in step 1, have intimate sexual conversation with her in which you shower her with compliments and leave her begging for more. Throughout, you must find out her deepest sexual desires and be open to them. You can then ask for your threesome.

  3. Step 3

    If your girlfriend is put off by your suggestion, don't panic. It's just a woman's way of trying to understand your desire. There will be many questions. Answer them honestly, and reassure your girlfriend that the desire is purely physical. Women respect men who stand up for their manly urges while still remaining emotionally connected to their girlfriends.

  4. Step 4

    Lead your girlfriend into the territory slowly. Go out to a bar and make a game of picking out who you would have a threesome with. Don't approach yet. You're just getting your girlfriend used to the idea and excited about it.

  5. Step 5

    Your girlfriend will have questions and doubts throughout, and will express them to you in various ways. As you gently lead her to approaching another woman and asking for a threesome, make sure you continue to answer all her questions gently and completely, reassuring her that she will remain number one in your heart.

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