How to Pick up Chicks using the World's Worst Pick Up Lines! (Part 2)

Wow! I can't believe how many people have viewed the first installment of this article. Apparently there's a lot of lonely, single men surfing the web. Who knew? Anyway, here's another batch of the world's worst pickup lines- guaranteed to make a girl either laugh or slap you.

Remember, all you really need is confidence and a way to get a girl speaking to you. What you do from there is all up to you...

Good luck, grasshopper!

Things You'll Need

• nerves of steel
• a beautiful woman
• wingman (preferably in a small group, 3 to 5 works best)

Instructions

1. "Baby, I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your Bedrock!"

2. "Hi, my name is Justin. Justincredible."

3. "There's something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

4. "You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear!"

5. "I've got a thirst, baby, and you smell like Gatorade."

6. "Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them."

7. "Do you work for UPS? I could've sworn I saw you checking out my package..."

8. "Are we related? Well, do you want to be?"

Tips & Warnings

• Don't shy away from large groups of girls, just make sure to zero in on one target and make sure all her friends can hear. If you get them all laughing, you're so golden!

• It's all about numbers here. If you don't get the results you want, don't waste time. Move along to other girls, even other bars if you have to.

• Yeah, just so you know, it's probably best to avoid trying these on girls accompanied by guys. That slap can turn into a punch pretty quickly.

• For backup, don't forget to have a good wingman handy. Girls travel in packs, and you'll need someone to entertain her friends while you work your magic.