Difficulty: Easy
Instructions
Things You'll Need:
- Scented Candles
- Oreo Cookies
- Red Wines
- White Wines
- Napkins
- Plates
- Wine Glasses
- Napkins
- Plates
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Step 1
Take the phone off the hook.
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Step 2
Fill a small to medium plate with Oreo cookies.
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Step 3
Pour yourself a glass of your favorite red or white wine. If you can't decide, opt for a full-bodied red Zinfandel.
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Step 4
Take a sip or two of the wine.
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Step 5
Break an Oreo cookie in half.
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Step 6
Scrape the white stuff over your lower teeth, letting it slowly melt in your mouth.
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Step 7
Swish some wine in your mouth.
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Step 8
Dunk the cookie halves, one at a time, into the wine, and munch on them slowly.
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Step 9
Close your eyes and moan.
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Step 10
Repeat steps as needed.
Comments
Anonymous said
on 7/3/2006 Old-school milk dunking is the best. Besides, you can't fully appreciate the Oreo if you get wasted off of the wine.
Anonymous said
on 1/23/2006 You don't have to unscrew or break it in half, dunk the Oreo in the milk or red wine (personally I prefer milk) and eat it whole.
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 I once ate Oreos this way when I didn't have any milk:
I had a bottle of red wine. So, I dunked. Imagine my surprise when I found this tip. It's great!
Anonymous said
on 11/22/2005 Oreos are ONLY good with milk. Like the other person said, unscrew them. Don't break them in half!
Anonymous said
on 12/22/2005 Take two Double Stuff Oreos and unscrew the tops off both. Take the two pieces with filling and put them together like a sandwich, making a quadruple stuffed Oreo. Enjoy with milk or by itself.