How to Eat an Oreo Cookie
This version is a dessert from the gods, but for adults only.
- Difficulty:
- Easy
Instructions
Things You'll Need
- Scented Candles
- Oreo Cookies
- Red Wines
- White Wines
- Napkins
- Plates
- Wine Glasses
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Take the phone off the hook.
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Fill a small to medium plate with Oreo cookies.
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Pour yourself a glass of your favorite red or white wine. If you can't decide, opt for a full-bodied red Zinfandel.
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Take a sip or two of the wine.
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Break an Oreo cookie in half.
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Scrape the white stuff over your lower teeth, letting it slowly melt in your mouth.
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Swish some wine in your mouth.
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Dunk the cookie halves, one at a time, into the wine, and munch on them slowly.
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Close your eyes and moan.
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Repeat steps as needed.
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Tips & Warnings
Do not follow this eHow if you will be driving.
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Comments
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...awesome, I'm trying that whenever I get the chance.
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Jul 03, 2006
Old-school milk dunking is the best. Besides, you can't fully appreciate the Oreo if you get wasted off of the wine. -
Jul 03, 2006
Old-school milk dunking is the best. Besides, you can't fully appreciate the Oreo if you get wasted off of the wine.
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Jan 23, 2006
You don't have to unscrew or break it in half, dunk the Oreo in the milk or red wine (personally I prefer milk) and eat it whole.
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Jan 23, 2006
You don't have to unscrew or break it in half, dunk the Oreo in the milk or red wine (personally I prefer milk) and eat it whole.
