Things You'll Need:
- Low self esteem
- No will
- No happiness
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Step 1
Start by waking up each morning with a pity party of how much you hate yourself. As you go through your morning routine complain to yourself how ugly, fat and pathetic you are. This starts each morning off right.
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Step 2
Hit the breakfast kitchen with so much loathing that you skip right past any healthy options you had in the house. And skip right to eating a half a dozen or so assorted filled donuts as you wash them down with a cold refreshing soda.
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Step 3
Next spend the rest of the morning complaining about how fat you are wondering if you should stick your finger down your throat, like that is a safe option.
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Step 4
Throughout the day constantly remind yourself about the looser you have become. How you should have done this, and you could have done that. Vaguely recalling a former moment in life and replay it in your mind and remember that is not who you have become.
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Step 5
Doubt yourself and everyone that loves you. Because you are so pathetic that how could anyone ever love. Because you don’t even like yourself how can anybody else.
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Step 6
Lash out at anyone you can, misery likes company and drive your friends and family away. Until there is no one left to hear you cry, or to see you smile.
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Step 7
Now that you have read this, doesn’t it absolutely without a doubt sound like the most ridiculous way to waste your life? If you have ever found yourself in any of these states of self loathing, snap out of it. We all go through rough patches. But life is a gift, so celebrate your unique personality and enjoy today. So wash your face, figure out a dream and try with all your might to after it. Don’t forget to take a moment to appreciate the people in your life.














Comments
rkremer said
on 10/19/2009 Catchy title. I just had to read it.
ct825876 said
on 10/6/2009 Until I got to step 7 I was thinking "Whoa, someone needs a hug!!" Interesting article and great attention-getting title. 5*
carolj1 said
on 10/6/2009 Nice twist to get a point across! Yes, sometimes we are just plain ridiculous. THanks.