How to Act Like a Ninja In Public

Obviously, if you're reading this article you want to be popular for being a ninja. This article is not for ninja who don't want the existence of their skills to become common knowledge. Make no mistake, if you act like a ninja...you WILL become popular.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Time
• Patience
• Tenacity
• Many people to talk to or hang around on a regular basis.

1. First of all, learn to keep your silence. When you feel like saying something, don't. Wait until somebody talks to you. When somebody finally does, respond only if it's necessary, but don't state any opinions, keep them to yourself. Think deeply about every word you are going to say before you say it, so you mean exactly what you want to. Speak loudly, clearly, and confidently. You don't want to give people the impression that you're shy. Simply say the shortest and most neutral appropriate thing that you can think of.

2. Always keep an apathetic facade. Never let your true emotions show in your speech, body language, or facial expressions. The only acceptable emotion is humor. You must pick a really obscure idea or thought that will be the only thing that will humor you. This way people will constantly attempt to make you laugh when they notice you laugh at something and have no idea what it is. Keep in mind that this will take days, maybe a week or two to develop.

3. Walk like a ninja. Put a little swagger in your walk to let people know you're dangerous and can handle yourself in a fight. Usually a loping walk implies that you have a lot of lean muscle, of course actually having it helps. When you step with your right foot, move your left shoulder forwards and vice versa. You should practice your walk before you do it in public, and don't over-do the swagger, you're not trying to look like a gangster.

Tips & Warnings

• Workout, and get in shape so you look like a ninja.
• Get a cool hairstyle(though it may be high maintenance) that others will find interesting or be envious of.
• Keep emotion out of your eyes, don't show when you're tired or bored.
• Don't eat when people can see you(again, keeps them guessing), eat at home and eat healthy.
• Always stay ready for anything.
• Avoid confrontation, but be cool about it, don't convey a scared attitude, seeming to not care should be enough.
• Don't over-do your swagger.
• People might want to mess with you or play tricks on you because of your evasive personality, so stay sharp, cunning, and always keep your guard up.

[misshelpurself]

on 10/23/2009 This article is great. I enjoyed the cool hairstyle tip.