Things You'll Need:
- A treasure chest
- 20 crewmen as evil as they come!
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Step 1
Any run of the mill pirate hardly worth his salt will know how to talk like a pirate who's never raided a row boat!
First you need a real pirate name, but not some copy cat name like Black beard but an original name. So think long and hard about what kind of pirate you want to be. Do you want to be Peg leg Johnny or Cutlass chris(its suppose to be corny but your a pirate so no one will talk trash!)
The lingo-
Slur all your words. You want to talk like you've slammed down every drop of good rum on the whole dam ship. Yes you are on a ship every where you go! If someone is standing around yell at them to get to the birds nest and watch for ships then demand they get below deck and scrub the brig like a woman!
Drop all the G's your not walking your walkin, talkin and spockin! -
Step 2
You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk? Drag your left leg like its limp worthless flesh because thats what it is. You lost use of it in a bar fight for a pretty ****! You got the girl and you tested positive.
You may also use a long sleeve shirt and a coat hanger to pretend you have a hook for a hand, make sure to emphasize its awesomeness. -
Step 3
Dress like a pirate. If you can buy a pirate hat and an eye patch great,If you cant then all you need is a sharpie and a torn shirt so you can improvise a bandanna and an eye patch, do both eyes for added hilariousness.
