How to Buy a New Harley Davidson With Someone Elses Money

THIS ARTICLE IS ABOUT HOW TO BUY ADULT TOYS SUCH AS MOTORCYCLES,BOATS,AND CARS WITH SOMEONE ELSES MONEY

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• CHECKING ACCOUNT
• CREDIT CARD
• ANY JOB

1. FIND A JOB

2. START A CHECKING ACOUNT

3. DEPOSIT MONEY INTO CHECKING ACCOUNT EVERY PAY CHECK-ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR GROCERIES AND GAS FOR VEHICLES

4. APPLY FOR CREDIT CARD

5. USE CREDIT CARD TO ESTABLISH GREAT CREDIT-PAY FOR MONTHLY GROCERIES AND GAS WITH CREDIT CARD.

6. PAY OFF CREDIT CARD EVERY MONTH WITH CHECK FROM CHECKING ACCOUNT***THIS STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT GO INTO DEBT.

7. REPEAT STEPS 5 AND 6 OVER AND OVER-IN A YEAR YOU WILL HAVE ESTABLISHED GREAT CREDIT.

8. ASK FOR INCREASE IN CREDIT LIMIT EVERY 4 MONTHS

9. WHILE REPEATING STEPS 6 AND 7 START LOOKING FOR HOUSES FOR SALE UNDER $50,000 IN AREAS THAT RENT FOR $800-$900 A MONTH

10. WHEN YUOR CREDIT LIMIT REACHES $12,000(AND IT WILL IF YOU DO THESE STEPS)TAKE CASH ADVANCE OF ENOUGH MONEY TO PUT 20% DOWN ON A PROPERTY AND TO PAY ALL CLOSING COST.

11. GET A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE AND BUY THIS HOUSE(WHICH WILL BE EASY BECAUSE YOU HAVE A JOB,CHECKING ACCOUNT,AND GREAT CREDIT)

12. PUT ADD IN PAPER -HOUSE FOR RENT $850 A MONTH
    -IF YOUR MORTGAGE IS FOR $50,000 OR LESS, YOUR MONTHLY PAYMENT W/TAXES AND INSURANCE WILL BE LESS THAN $450.YOU'LL HAVE $400 DOLLARS A MONTH IN POSITIVE CASH FLOW FROM RENT

13. TAKE $300 DOLLARS A MONTH OF THIS EXTRA INCOME AND BUY YOUR NEW HARLEY DAVIDSON,BOAT OR WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE.TAKE THE OTHER $100 AND PAY YOUR CREDIT CARD DOWN EACH MONTH.

14. LAST STEP-PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK BECAUSE YOU NOT ONLY BOUGHT A MOTORCYCLE WITH SOMEONE ELSES MONEY YOU ALSO BOUGHT A HOUSE WITH SOME ELSES MONEY