Things You'll Need:
- Online brokerage account
- Lack of trading knowledge
- Lack of discipline
- Money to burn
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Step 1
Sign up with an online brokerage firm that charges high commissions on trades. Sock a lot of money into that account.
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Step 2
Now go out and buy every ebook, online course, and any other day trading tool or application you can without doing any research on the product.
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Step 3
Don't do your DD (Due Diligence - research) on any stocks or options. Just follow the hype and buy all you can.
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Step 4
Now start trading your ass off until eventually you lose it!










Comments
xivyisazombiex said
on 9/30/2009 clever article. nicely written.
xivyisazombiex said
on 9/30/2009 clever article. nicely written.