How to Sex Younger Women

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By chrisdavy
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Younger women date mature men.

Hot, younger women absolutely will date and have sex with older men. You just have to know what you're doing.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

A good tailor
A gym membership
A good cologne

Step 1

You have your pick of beautiful women if you've got style.

ACT YOUR AGE. The reason that hot younger woman is even looking at you is because she's TIRED of all the lame boys that are her age and how they act. So don't start stuffing yourself into skintight silkscreen shirts and start Tweeting her thinking she'll like it. She wants you to act your age. So if your thing is Oxford button down, do that. If you never got into the texting thing, then call her for a date like a normal person. Caveat: Your age and maturity does mean that she expects you to have some things, like a nice car, a clean pad, and some financial security. So if you don't have those things, consider renting them. Or just stay home with the wife and try not to let her know that you've hated everything about her since your 10th anniversary.
Step 2

Think George Clooney. No woman would ever turn down George Clooney for a date. Or sex.

LOOK GOOD. Maturity and money does NOT give you the excuse to look slovenly. That takes all the bragging rights away from the younger girl you would be dating. (C'mon, you didn't know? They do it all for bragging rights.) So shave your back, get rid of the beer gut, and brush your teeth. Another thing: After age 30, you start to smell. You can't help it, you just do. So if you haven't already, carry yo' butt to the Nordstrom's and get a cologne which mixes with your natural body odor to create a musky, manly smell. Women have very acute olfactory senses and she'll feel protected by a good, virile smell.
Step 3

Young women want to have sex with you as much as you want to have sex with them. Go for it!!

BE ADVENTURESOME. You will have to kick your metabolism into a higher gear, because young women get bored easily. So all those things you wished you had done as a young man, you do now. And don't let her know you're in the middle of a midlife crisis. Just pretend you go rock climbing every day. LOL!!

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throu said

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on 11/19/2009 thank you i m going to gym wright now

cobrakai said

on 11/16/2009 I admit, I love younger women(I'm 33) so I'm going to use this article for good use. 5* and recommended

on 11/5/2009 Great stuff! Just happy to hear I don't have to Tweet or text. Thanks for the cologne pointer--coffee has too often been my only cologne. How to Sex Younger Women just became one of my favorites. 5 sexy stars!