How to Be an Alpha Male REALLY
The first rule of being an alpha male: You do not talk about being an alpha male. The second rule of being an alpha male: You do not TALK about being an alpha male. The third rule of being an alpha male: If you are wearing a shirt that says "Alpha Male," you are NOT an alpha male. The fourth rule of being an alpha male: Read this easy 3 step process on how to be an alpha male.
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HUMOR. You can't beat the funny, not even with a stick. I know you've been in a situation where some guy made you mad in public, you got mad, and he stayed cool, just joking with you, swiping your idle threats aside like so many flies. You couldn't really do anything, because he hadn't done anything to really PROVOKE you, and any witness would have to say that you threw the first punch. It's a tactic passed down from the days of feudal Japan with Musashi's The Book of Five Rings. Bruce Lee used it, and so does every alpha male whether he's a martial artist or a businessman. Stay cool. Example: Some guy comes up to you at a party, starts hitting on your girl. You could get mad and embarrass your woman, or you could just say, "Hey, guy, look over there! Oh, you don't wanna look? Too bad -- your future wife was over there -- and she'd probably get jealous if she saw you looking at my girl so hard." Then kiss your girl and lead her away. Simple, huh?
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ACTIVITY. The alpha male is always leading the activity in the group, whether by word or by example. Most of the time, both. The way to do this is to lead the group into activities that you're GOOD at. If no one wants to do your activities because they suck, you either need to learn some new ones or get some new friends. If you can do a 60 second keg stand, then buy a keg for the party. If you play a mean guitar, have the acoustic in your trunk to break out at the appropriate moment. Let all the other guys shoot their wads then jump in with your talent and steal all the girls. Time it right and you'll be the winner. Winners get girls to raise their hands and go halleluia, because there are SOOO many losers around. Be a winner.
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LEAVE. Alpha males know when to leave. After you wow the crowd, you don't need to stand around while the other guy gets his shot or challenges you. Take your newly found fans over to another part of the party and continue to preach to them. You don't have to have everybody -- just enough. After you've identified who's a slave to your game, narrow it down and focus on one or two girls. Once you have them in your trance, get their info and leave. Then when you show up to the next party with them, you'll naturally attract more converts. Rinse and repeat until you have enough minions to complete your ritual suicide to resurrect Junxia, the Lord of the Mystic Underworld. (Or just have a lot of sex.)
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