How to Breed a Hockey Fan

Breeding a new hockey fan takes care, dedication and a little patience (just ask the friends I have leaned on!) So Phoenix Coyote fans… how do you breed a new hockey fan?

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Hockey tickets
• Suitable human subject
• Extreme love for the game

1. Take your potential hockey fan to their first hockey game (give it to them free at first)

2. Show them the arena sights while discussing the rules of the game (teaching "icing" can be a little tricky, be patient)

3. Take a trip down to the glass and watch warm ups for that up close and personal view. Be sure to identify players and reveal an interesting fact about them.

4. Pound the glass until Shane Doan flashes you a smile and tosses a puck out to the crowd. Of course present this puck to your hockey fan-in-training.

5. Buy team apparel from the Coyotes Den team shop.

6. Sit in incredible seats with one of the best vantage points in the arena.

7. Cheer the Yotes on as loudly as possible to a show stopping victory!

Tips & Warnings

• Your new hockey fan must be watered (with beer and/or soda) fed (with hot dogs) and placed in direct light of the scoreboard as frequently as possible.
• Warning
• Your new hockey fan will more than likely become addicted and therefore will need to be detoxed during the off season.

[ghostwoman]

on 9/4/2009 Fantastic article on how to breed a hockey fan.

5 stars and a recommend.
Awesome work!

[srut]

on 8/16/2009 good article but it looks kiding

[rcryder]

on 8/16/2009 very good article. 5 * and recommended.