How to Have The Full College Experience

My How To article teaches you not only to succeed socially but also academically.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Live in the dorms.
   
   Living in a dorm is vital for jump-starting your social life. This social setting will allow you to meet many people and have instant friends.

2. Get involved
   Join clubs, play sports or even look into greek life.
   
   Most college kids who do not participate in organizations often have less friends and less of a social life.

3. GO TO CLASS
   
   Most people believe that you do not need attend class because most professors do not take attendance. THIS IS NOT TRUE. Most professors will let you miss 3 classes before lowering your grade. Going to class is also a great way to make friends.

4. Stay on campus over the weekends
   
   Staying on campus over the weekends will help you adjust to living away from home. Also the weekends allow you to party with your new found friends. Play beer pong and laugh till your stomach hurts.

Tips & Warnings

• HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
• BE YOURSELF
• STUDY
• Do not drink so much that you get sick. People die from alcohol poisoning.