How to Create Politically Incorrect Costumes

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By EmmaRileySutton
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Sometimes it is necessary to break free from the norms of society and what is considered to be socially acceptable and have a little fun. Few ways are more fun to do this than to wear a politically incorrect costume. You will know what lines not to cross, dependent on the occasion and who will be attending, when wearing your politically incorrect costume. Please remember that these are politically incorrect costume ideas and not suitable for everyone or every occasion.

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

Step 1

Go as a serial killer. Wear a black sweatshirt and black sweatpants. Attach cereal such as Fruit Loops, Franken Berries or another colorful cereal to the sweat suit using a hot glue gun. Add spoons and small cartons of milk as well. Remember to carry a jug of milk with you also.
Step 2

Get out your thesaurus and go as a gay basher. Wear a bright pink or purple sweat suit. Tape or glue pieces of paper with the synonyms to happy words such as joy, cheerful and, yes, even gay, written on them. Draw dartboards on the words and cross them out with a giant “X.” Attach small toy baseball bats around the words as well. Remember to carry a real baseball bat and look mean.
Step 3

Take a friend along with you to be politically incorrect. One of you can dress up as a member of the Ku Klux Klan and the other as Mammy from “Gone With the Wind.” Another option would be to dress up as Adolph Hitler and Anne Frank. For more recent history, dress up as Hilary Clinton and Monica Lewinsky or try Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich. For a completely over-the-top politically incorrect odd couple costume dress up as Bill O'Reilly and the corpse of George Tiller.