How to Make Retirement Gag Gifts

Say goodbye to a retiring coworker with gag gifts. Although you can purchase gag gifts, make your own to add a personal touch. Does this Spark an idea?

Things You'll Need

  • Computer Printer T-shirt T-shirt transfer sheets Iron Plain, ceramic piggy bank Ceramic paint Thin paint brush Permanent marker Plain wood plaque with predrilled mounting hole Wood paint Paint brush 1/4-inch wide ribbon
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Instructions

  1. T-shirt

    • 1

      Using your computer, type a message such as, "I'm Retired, This Is As Dressed Up As I Get." Set your font size to at least 26.

    • 2

      In the properties dialog box for your printer, select "mirror image" so the image will show up correctly on the shirt. Print the message onto one of the T-shirt transfer sheets.

    • 3

      Place the transfer sheet, print side down, in the center of the the front of the T-shirt. Using a hot, dry iron, iron on the transfer according the the directions on the transfer package.

    Piggy Bank

    • 4

      Purchase a plain ceramic piggy bank that your coworker might like, such as one shaped like a football for a sports fan.

    • 5

      Paint or write a funny message across the bank such as, "The New 401K." Allow to dry.

    • 6

      Make the bank more attractive by decorating the remaining surface.

    Wood Plaque

    • 7

      Paint the front and back of a wood plaque. Allow to dry.

    • 8

      Paint a message on the plaque, such as "No job! No boss! No way! I'm Retired!" Allow to dry.

    • 9

      Cut the ribbon into a 5-inch strip. Insert the ribbon into the center hole and tie the ends together.

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