How to Be Adorable

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Be Adorable

Who doesn't want to be adorable? After all, the word basically means that everyone adores you. Here are a few quick steps towards being adorable, accompanied by pictures of the most adorable little girl of all.

Difficulty: Challenging

Instructions

Step 1

Be extra small. For some reason, things become more adorable as they become smaller. If you aren't small, at least juxtapose yourself against something or someone that is much larger than you so that you looks small in comparison.
Step 2

Sleep a lot. Everyone looks more adorable when they are asleep. It makes you look sweet and innocent.
Step 3

Dress up in cute costumes. Dressing up like a barnyard animal, for example, is extra adorable.
Step 4

Accessorize. Big flowers do double duty as they make you seem smaller as mentioned in step one.
Step 5

Make funny faces. That makes people laugh, and you seem even more adorable as a result.
Step 6

Smile. It is a scientific fact that your adorable quotient goes up by 300% when you smile.
Step 7

If all else fails, pout. It is a scientific fact that your adorable quotient goes up by 300% when you pout.

Tips & Warnings

Don't be afraid to use your adorableness to get free stuff like cookies or toys.
Warning! When you are truly adorable, be prepared to be accosted by strangers everywhere you go. They will pinch your cheeks at the supermarket, talk in funny voices to you at the bank and stare at you at the park!