Things You'll Need:
- Serious Whit
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Step 1
Be sure to choose a moral and competent "wing man", someone who isn't going to ask you questions like "Are you sure you want to do this" or "Don't you want to get with someone else before your tied down?", this is the wrong person to have by your side.
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Step 2
Be sure that you offer to help with the wedding plans, but suggest a wedding planner so that you don't really have to help! Trust me when I say you don't want to help, because weddings are for the woman. She has dreamed about this day all her life and you will ruin her plans by putting your input into it.
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Step 3
Take wheat grass vitamen supplements daily at least a month before the wedding, they will help with stomach issues even if think you have a solid stomach, just wait till you walk out of the back room with the preacher and see all those people staring at you!
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Step 4
If you don't want to cry like most do, then when your bride starts walking down the aisle, look just above her and not at her face! If you want to see her face wait untill she stops walking she will be looking at her dad then.
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Step 5
Last but not least, do not drink too much at the reception! This can cause all kinds of problems after the wedding, like DUI, or even worse the inabilty to achieve a lasting erection on your wedding night! Oh, by the way have FUN, don't think about the commitment or the fact that you'll be spending the rest of your life with one woman, you will have plenty of time to think about after the fact!
