How to Be An Atlanta Housewife

The Bravo hit Atlanta housewives has proven to be a major success for the network, and has achieved more popularity than all other of Housewives shows combined. This maybe contributed to the catty arguments, no budget shopping sprees and typical attitudes these top dollar divas bring to the show. While watching the show I realized these women are too different from myself. They have problems and common issues that everyone go through. Here are some tips to becoming a Diva housewife Atlanta style.

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Money. Lots of Money

1. Step 1-Make sure you marry someone with money or have a way to make money for yourself. This way you can shop can spend unlimited amounts of money without having thoughts of future finances. You can also attend shopping sprees with you rich friends who also have rich husbands or high paying jobs. Their habits are also spending lots of money on things that lose value once taken out of the store.

2. Step 2- If you can't afford it pretend you can. If you can't afford the mansion you can always rent it or if your really down on your luck go to craiglist to find house sitting jobs, just make sure it's a long term job you don't want your friends to know. If that is not an option use your good credit, or someone else's good credit to take out a loan for your expenses. This is all about keeping up with appearances, don't worry about how this may look the Atlanta housewives do it.

3. Step 3- Find someone who is jealous of you, or acts jealous of you. You can't appear to be a diva unless you have people that are jealous of you. The housewives always have a jealous follower. This person will make you look good at all times.

Tips & Warnings

• The term Housewife does not mean you have to be married!! At least that's not the way it works on Bravo. You don't even to have kids. Just make sure you have money and you can call yourself anything you want.
• This is a humorous article