How to dance like Morrissey

Ok, so you're at an 80s party and "Every day is like Sunday" comes on; you've no idea how to dance to it and are slightly freaked out by how "into it" everyone's getting. Fear not. Follow this guide and you'll do just fine.

Morrissey can appear difficult and intimidating to dance to, but once you know the main steps and movements, you'll see it's a real cinch.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Big hair, preferably black or dark. Should be styled so that it's floppy.
• thick black NHS specs
• I would suggest Daffodils will add authenticity to your performance, but are optional, unless you're welsh in which case you will have some with you at all times. :)

1. Get the look; dark hair, open topped shirt, foppish haircut and borrow someone's specs if you don't have your own. Remember to take one sock off and stick it down your pants. If daffodils are available, grab them. if not, get some off the nearest table.

2. Clenching fists, raise them above your head and imagine Thatcher just sacked your dad personally. Imagine you're invoking the spirit of 80s anarchy and rock laterally from one foot to the other, side to side, whilst shaking your fists and looking as UNGAINLY AS POSSIBLE.

3. Beat yourself around the head with the flowers; if you can strike anyone in your vicinity with them, even better. For authenticity, let your jaw drop and your tongue lollout. Shake your head from side to side as though you were saying "NO" to the DJ.
   
   Well done. You're now the embodiment of Morrissey.