How to Get Scoreboard Face Time At Sporting Events

Some people crave attention more then others. Fortunately for those that do, sporting events give rare opportunities to get noticed in front of thousands.
All major sporting events have scoreboards. These giant devices have many uses that aren't just limited to updating scores and statistics. They also show fans acting crazy, giving the rest of us plenty of reasons to laugh. Don't be fooled into thinking it's easy to get your pixilated mug on the hanging box of statistical ecstasy though. It takes effort, and dedication to tap into your fifteen minutes of fame. Follow these simple tips, and you'll be staring at yourself, staring at yourself in no time.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

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   Kiss Cam

   My favorite way to get on the scoreboard is during the kiss cam. The kiss cams are lurking when you look up to see complete strangers sucking face. The best way to score a juicy kiss in front of thousands is to bring your significant other to sporting events. When the red heart is on the screen, grab your lady or man and make some magic.

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   Painted Fans

   Paint your face and/or body with home team colors. This is by far the most successful way to score some Megatron at sporting events. You might even be rewarded with some television face time as well.
   If you decide to don the latex, you better have your camera moves down in advance. This method rarely fails, and you will be expected to play the part when the time comes.

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   Fan Holding Sign

   Hold up a sign showing your love for your favorite player or team. As the picture of this man shows, your sign doesn't even need to say anything about your game. Usually the funniest signs get camera time. Make sure to tap into your wit, charm, and spelling skills when coming up with your plea for attention. The last thing you'll want is angry, view obstructed fans heckling you for misspelled words.

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   Shirtless Fan

   Go shirtless! This tip can only really work for the guys. Sorry ladies, and fellas. To stand out from the crowd, this method works best in cold weather, at outdoor sporting events. While other fans are sipping hot chocolate, the camera will be fixated on your blue nipples while you scream your team is number one! This method gives new meaning to die hard fans. G....Go T....Team!

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   Streaker Beatdown

   The last method comes with a warning. You will get arrested, you will get booed, and you will get hit by a large man. Great, lets go streaking!
   First you'll need to have some easy to remove clothing. Then you'll need to work your way up to the front row of the sporting event and jump the railing. Next, rip off your clothes and run!
   I suggest running as far and fast as you've ever run before. You're on your own at this point. There is no place to go. If you've made it to mid-field, your attention craving stunt has been a success.
   Now you should brace yourself. You will have security guards, and players looking to take you down. Don't think you're elusive enough to make it out unscathed. You will certainly be taken down hard, and fans at the sporting event will be cheering.
   Don't let their enthusiasm for your scantily clad beat down get to you. You've just guaranteed yourself a prime time spot on the scoreboard of success. There will be plenty of time to smile about it in jail. Isn't scoreboard face time fun?

[LuckyAngel]

on 6/2/2009 LOL, I will have to try your methods. I have never been seen on the scorebaord TV. I went to a concert where they were putting text messages up and I couldn't get on that either.