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How to Survive a really Scary Movie

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By tonyb7542
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Now everyone considers themselves a pro when it comes to surviving a really scary movie. Follow this guide and your sure to be the last one standing when the credits start rolling.

Difficulty: Easy
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  1. Step 1

    Don't have sex for any reason. Your just asking to be killed when you have sex. Remember only the innocent survive.

  2. Step 2

    Never ever say that you'll be right back. When you say you'll be right back its pretty obvious that you won't be.

  3. Step 3

    If you live in a two story house and you and the killer are on the first floor don't run upstair unless you have no where else to go.

  4. Step 4

    Never pick up anybody on the side of the road. Nine times out of ten the hitcher wants to kill you.

  5. Step 5

    When you get a warning by the towns people believe them. The ones who call them crazy are the ones who get it in the end.

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