How to Fake an Orgasm

There are many women, myself included, that say faking an orgasm isn’t okay. All it does is show your guy that he doesn’t have to mix things up or do anything different because you’ll still get off. Then again, there are times when you might want to fake an orgasm. After you’ve already had one, after a long day or when you’re running short on time. If you need to fake an orgasm, try the following tips.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Keep your eyes closed. Unless you’re one of those girls who can make her eyes roll back in her head, you’ll never fool him with your eyes open.

2. Gasp occasionally to make him feel like you’re getting close to the big moment. A few gasps will also fool him if you’re not a big fan of making noises in bed.

3. Change your breathing by panting slightly. Instead of breathing regularly, mix things up by inhaling a few times and then exhaling once. When you orgasm, your breathing tends to come and go sporadically.

4. Grab the sheets, the pillows or anything else in the vicinity. If he’s looking at you and he sees you’re reaching for something to hold onto, he’ll think you’re close.

5. Moan softly and then slowly let your moans get louder and louder. A convincing fake orgasm is one where you make the same noises you do during a real one.

6. Start to say something and then let yourself trail off like, “oh my g-…”. This makes him think that you’re so caught up in your orgasm that you can’t even think straight.

7. Let your muscles spasm in a realistic way. Arch your back, curl your toes, scratch his back and let him think that you’re completely losing control of your body.

8. Give one last moan while grabbing him tightly. He’ll think that the moment’s passed and that he’s gotten you off.

9. Smile, give a little laugh and let your body relax.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't do anything you wouldn't normally do. This is a surefire sign that you're faking the orgasm.
• Remember that if you fake an orgasm once, he might never change. He thinks he knows what it takes so he’ll never have to change his routine.