How to Get Out of a Blow Job

Men love blow jobs and that’s no big surprise, but we’re not always ready to get on our knees. Maybe we had a bad day at work, we’re tired or maybe you’re just one of those gals who doesn’t like oral sex. No matter what the reason is, there are some quick and surefire ways to get out of giving a blow job.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. Tell him that you have a sensitive gag reflex and anything going down your throat makes you vomit. The thought of you throwing up on him is a big turn off.

2. Use the acid reflux excuse. Some people with acid reflux have bad episodes, which cause them to throw up immediately after eating. Once again, he’ll start thinking about something up.

3. Claim that you have TMJ, a disorder that makes your jaw pop and sometimes causes the jaw to lock. Tell him that you’re too worried about your jaw locking up to even try oral sex.

4. Try the deviated septum excuse. This disorder prevents people from breathing through their nose and forces them to primarily breath through their mouth. There’s no way you’d sacrifice air just to give him head.

5. Lie and tell him that you have an infection in your mouth. The thought of you passing something along to him orally should stop him in his tracks.

6. Give him a flippant look and let him know that you’re just waiting for the right moment. A good guy will gladly put off a blow job now if he thinks you’ll pounce later.

Tips & Warnings

• You can always tell him that you have a cold or you feel a cold coming on and don’t want to pass it onto him.

[bythehorns]

on 7/30/2009 There's no need to lie. Just say you'd prefer something else and make a better suggestion.