Things You'll Need:
- dress shirt
- mirror
- Ummm.... a tie
- Hand eye Coordination
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Step 1
Select a neck tie, please don't pick anything rediculase. If you cant pick a decent tie you must immediately put on a clip on tie; go directly to jail and do not collect 200 dollars when you pass go.
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Step 2
1Begin with the wide end(W) of your tie on the right. This should extend just about a foot below the narrow end(N) on the left. Please note the pictures are you looking in the mirror.
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Step 3
2Now cross the wide end of the tie over the narrow end.
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Step 4
3Next bring the wide end around and behind the narrow end.
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Step 5
4Now bring the wide end straight up.
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Step 6
5This part is the tricky area. Pull the wide part through the loop and to the right.
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Step 7
6Now bring the wide end around the front, over the narrow end from the right to the left.
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Step 8
7once again bring the wide end up and through the loop.
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Step 9
8And now you need to bring the wide end down through the knot in the front.
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Step 10
9Now using both of your hands you need to tighten your knot very carefully as you bring it up to your collar.
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Step 11
Phew Congratulations you just tied a Half Windsor. You just went from a clip on imbecile to giving 007 a run for his money. For that sir you have my respect and have fun at the special occasion!













