How to Keep Your Woman from Cheating on You

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By Robin Jessie-Green
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After reading an article called Keep Your Man from Cheating on You, I was compelled to respond with How to Keep Your Woman from Cheating on You. Please refer to the sequel for additional steps.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

a woman: girlfriend, fiance, wife

Step 1

Notice More:

Understand that while women appreciate you noticing and appreciating our curves, we have far more to offer you. Take interest in more than your woman's big breast-ta-siss, slender waistline and bodacious behind. Listen to what she likes and try encouraging her when she reveals where her passion lies. Supporting her endeavors through subtle but probing conversation can be all it takes for her to share with you instead of that other dude willing to lend a listening ear.
Step 2

Hey Good Lookin':

Keep up your appearances or reconsider the standard you may have placed on your woman to meet. We like a tight body too, so make sure your physique is at least comparable to ours. No eight-pound babies have stretched out your tummy and been expelled from your precious treasure box, so what's your excuse?
Step 3

Yummy:

Cook for your lady, occasionally will do. Simple meals that you put an effort into will be truly appreciated and not taken for granted. Even Hamburger Helper with a ready-made salad and brown -n- serve rolls, presented nicely with her favorite beverage (alcoholic or non), will leave her thrilled. Just don't burn it. Be attentive.