How to Increase Whiteness in Your Teeth

Your teeth are yellow. That's disgusting.

Things You'll Need

• Hydrogen Paroxide
• Toothpaste
• A toothbrush
• Real Teeth?

Instructions

1. Step one is to stop smoking. We've all seen a smoker's teeth, they're green, nasty, and smelly. Put out that cig, you don't need it, and in the long run, it will probably do you some good.

2. Take a glass, and fill a small amount of it up with water. Ensure that it's more or less a tablespoon size of water. Now mix in some Hydrogen Paroxide with it.

3. Put it in your mouth but DO NOT SWALLOW. Swish it, and girgle it around. Keep doing this for maybe a minute or so. After words, spit it out (and you may want to wrinse your mouth). Now, to the tooth paste.

4. Brush your teeth as you regularly would. This guide is based on a standard "brush twice a day" routine. Within a week, results should become noticable. Keep it up, to ensure your teeth stay healhy.

Tips & Warnings

• We've all read the weird methods of the internet, but some of them can do more harm than good. A perfect example of this is lemon juice, which whitens by use of destruction! It is evil. Stay away from it.+

• Do not swallow Hydrogen Paroxide. Self explanatory.