How to know when you NEED a little self tanner

A quick easy guide to knowing when it's time to put a little self tanner on!

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• A sense of humor!

1. When you are so white (like myself) that people ask you if you are cold in 90-degree weather 'cause you are a lighter shade of blue, naturally!!

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   When nurses say "Oh your veins are so cute!" when giving blood, 'cause your entire body is mapped out with visible veins that even gives Google Maps a run for their money!!

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   When Casper the Friendly Ghost is more visible than you!

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   When people on the beach VOLUNTARILY give you sunscreen and insist you keep the bottle!

5. When Nicole Kidman and Cate Blanchett are more tan than you and you're NOT ok with that!

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   Lindsey Lohan leaving Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf

   When you are approached by a talent scout, while sipping your latte at Starbucks, to audition for the "ULTIMATE Before and After" photo shoot for a spray tan company! Then it might be time to put on a little self tanner...!

Tips & Warnings

• Now please know, there is NOTHING wrong with pale white skin, I'm just saying every now and then, it's nice to have a sun kissed glow!
• Self Tanning Queen always recommends "safe tanning" using sunless tanners or spray tans and a daily SPF!

Resources

• Great source for all your self tanning questions!

[karonv]

on 5/30/2009 Visit my blog for free recipies for self tanners and beauty products you can make on your own. karonv.storeblogs.com I think you'll be impressed.

[leaper]

on 5/28/2009 Cute article on the perils of being ultra pale in society!

[tanningqueen]

on 4/6/2009 Glad you enjoyed the article! Nothing like a little tongue and cheek especially when it comes to self tanner! If you need any tips or tricks feel free to visit my blog - www.selftanningqueen.com for more info!

[lynsuz12]

on 4/5/2009 Very cute read. Just what my legs need before shorts season. Thanks. 5*