How to Make a aluminum foil hat

So you finally found out they are here huh? Yep they have been here all along. Before you board up your windows and lock your doors I recommend you start off first by creating a aluminum hat so there hypnotizing ray guns can’t infect you brain. Use this ehow to create a ray gun deflecting hat of your own, I did it and I’m not crazy.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• aluminum foil
• aluminum duct tape
• extreme case of paranoia

1. 

   Step one to create your aluminum hat is to Hit the floor. Duck and crawl to your nearest source of aluminum foil avoiding any windows . Be sure to check behind you to make sure it’s safe. They can be looking inside your window.

2. 

   Step two is to take your aluminum foil and unwrap about a 15ft piece of it. One solid piece is much better than a bunch of single one piece’s formed together. Take this piece of foil and start to wrap it over your head 1 inch above your eyes . You can use aluminum duct tape to secure the start to your head in case it keeps slipping off. Wrap the whole length of foil around to your head and secure it with any kind of tape. I recommend aluminum duct tape because it helps fight off the ray gun from mind control.

3. 

   Step three to make a aluminum foil hat is to secure it to your head. You can trust a loose foil hat as much as you can trust a alien to baby sit for you on a Friday night. Secure the hat to your head by fashioning some type of chin strap. Use the duct tape if need be.

4. Step four to make a aluminum hat is to go out side and board up all your windows and doors. Make sure you board up the back door from the inside once you get back in. After this is done run to your deepest closet or in a corner of your attic and get into the fetal position until it is safe to return to your normal ways of life………….. Good Luck

Tips & Warnings

• Do not stand in rain with aluminum foil hat lightning rays CAN penetrate your new ray gun deflecting helmet.