How to Join Spring Break Flashers

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Walking-a-dog-in-the-Spring Flasher!

Don't wait for the first day of Spring to join Spring Break Flashers on Spring Break. This article will have you joining the ranks of the Spring Break Flashers in record time.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Step 1

Inadequate cow flasher.

You don't have to be a spring chicken to join Spring Break Flashers on Spring Break. But you should know you can't flash cows.

See the silly flasher in the picture. Notice that even the cows are not impressed.
Step 2

Jerry Springer.

To be a serious Spring Break Flasher requires study. Watch the Jerry Springer show daily. There is a good chance you'll see a flasher on stage. Note though these are mostly flasher wannabes and your goal is to join legitimate Spring Break Flashers.
Step 3

Take a road trip this Spring. Join the Spring Break Flashers in Palm Springs, Colorado Springs, Eureka Springs and yes, even Hot Springs, Arkansas. Join the Spring Break Flashers for a bit of supper and maybe even spring for the bill. :)
Step 4

Spring flowers.

Suppose you can't afford a real Spring Break trip this year and you go on a staycation instead. You can still celebrate the spirit of Spring Break Flashers on Spring Break.

Bake a sponge cake in your spring form pan. Pick a spritely bouquet of spring flowers. Slink around the house in your spring break outfit and flash the cat. (Note to self: frightened cats will come back, eventually.)

Realize that by next Spring Break you'll have completed sufficient practice time and saved enough money to join the Spring Break Flashers. So, until then, just wish everyone a safe Spring Break!

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bossypants said

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on 4/11/2009 Clever, as always! Love the photos! Up here in WI, I guess I could practice on the cows, but I'd be afraid they might give curdled milk! :) Thanks for the smiles!