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How to Kill Aliens

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Kill Aliens
Kill Aliens

Just in case of an alien invasion, here are some methods that may be used to kill an alien. These techniques are not all proven to work, but are a good starting point.

Difficulty: Challenging
Instructions

Things You'll Need:

  • bravery
  1. Step 1

    One controversial way to deal with an alien is with water. Their skin is hydrophobic and water creates a reaction when it comes in contact with an alien that dissolves them. Much like the wicked witch of the West. I recomend a super soaker.

  2. Step 2

    Some theorists say that loud country music will make an aliens head explode. Especially if it is playing from an old record player. This hasn't been proven, but I'd believe it. It does the same to me.

  3. Step 3

    Also there is the old fashioned but not so fun way of shooting them with bullets and/or stabbing, impaling, beating, maiming, them. Also setting booby traps is a good idea. They are not very clever when it comes to traps.

  4. Step 4

    Sneeze on them. Turns out aliens do not have any immunities to diseases here on earth. Therefore, they can die from a simple case of the flu or the common cold. Very efficient.

Tips & Warnings
  • Always be very careful when dealing with aliens
  • Maybe try a combination of the techniques mentioned
  • Do not let them capture you whatever you do! This never ends well. Good Luck!! And happy hunting!
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08bairs said

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on 9/21/2009 yes, a good idea on paper. However, you must also consider that the shields on their ship may be quite tank shell-proof. This is where elaborate thinking is necessary

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on 9/5/2009 How about the alien in their ship flying around in the sky,the tank will shoot the ammo and the UFO will destroyed in impact,crash landed to the ground and the alien will died.U think is a good idea?

codwad said

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on 8/3/2009 we need some good people in the military to go to these underground bases and kill these aliens if they are there.
if there are no good people in the military were screwed

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