How to Live If Zombies Attack

A zombie according to urban dictionary is the walking dead because they are dead bodies that have mysteriously come back to life. The only thing is Zombies will pursue you continually. If you hear of a zombie attack you have to react immediately and efficiently. here are quick steps to get away and stay safe from the zombie invasion.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• courage

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   Firstly you need to be able to spot a zombie there are certain tell tail signs that a person in a zombie if
   -their flesh is a rotting green color because of their decaying flesh
   -the stumble around and walk as if they are in a daze

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   When you hear of a zombie attack you need to act fast because if a zombie invasion, people are turned in to zombies rapidly, by getting bitten or scratched by the alleged zombie. Unfortunately there is no cure, once you get bitten by a zombie you are a zombie for life.

3. 
    

   You need to secure a safe place to hide, in choosing this location you need to know where the zombie attack was located and find a spot that is the farthest away possible. Before you stay in your hiding spot you will need plenty of food and water.

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   Once you are in your secure location, lock all windows and doors. Also for extra safety pile heavy furniture against them. And in case the Zombies get into your secure location, make sure you have an emergency exit. If you need to venture out for supplies make sure to dress in bit proof clothing. leather is suitable for this but if that isn't available then dress in many layers.

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   And if all else fails and you find yourself in the midst of a huge group of zombies, just act like the undead. start moaning and stumbling around while drooling. Try to get away from the pack but if they notice you, run for your living life! And make sure you change directions when you are on pursuit, due to zombies slow moving and stupidity, they will be very confused by your actions and you will lose them.

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   If you end up fighting the zombies don't waste your energy. seeing as these creatures are already dead, it makes the impossible to kill.

[fixitguy1971]

on 6/29/2009 If you watch sci-movies enough you'll learn how to kill'em...duh!!!

[glchan0]

on 3/11/2009 haha this made my day!

[benpauley]

on 3/10/2009 Very entertaining read. 5*