How to Get Morphine

Morphine is a highly addictive drug that should be used only under a doctors supervision. It is the primary active agent in opium. Morphine is used to relieve pain and is the most effective drug for this because it attacks the Central Nervous System. You should not use this drug for recreational use.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

1. Schedule and appointment with a chief complaint of painful urination.
2. Tell the doctor that you have had painful urination for the past week, and that sometimes has blood in it.
3. The doctor will ask you to go in a cup. If he finds blood in your urine - this indicates that you are passing a kidney stone, and therefore will give you morphine to ease the pain.
4. After you go, but before you leave the restroom, prick yourself with a sharp pin somewhere inconspicuous such as on your big toe and let a few drops of blood go into the cup.
5. ***Warning - do not prick yourself on the hands, as the doctor checks there to see if you pricked yourself. The doctor won't think to check anywhere else as it is too intrusive.
6. The doctor will then prescribe morphine for you.
7. Go to the pharmacy and pick it up.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't prick yourself on the hands or arms, as the doctor checks these areas.
• This drug is highly addictive.