How to Love Your Cat

If you love your cat like I love mine, these are some great tips to show your appreciation.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

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   If your cat shares the same last name as you do, change it's middle name to Boo. For example, Jimmy Boo, Pickle Boo, Bob Boo, Skittles Boo. You get the idea. Call your cat this everytime you see it.

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   Kiss your cat's belly and tell it that it has the sexiest belly in the world. Rub your face in it's belly.

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   When you see your cat make air smooches really loud and tell it how much you want to give it millions of kisses. This is especially good if your cat is the only living creature around who wants to kiss you.

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   Show your cat your new dance moves. It can be anything, the tango, foxtrot, electric slide, the twist. If you love to dance, chances are your cat loves to watch you move.

Tips & Warnings

• This is purely for entertainment purposes, although some of you may already do these things.
• Try not to get cat slapped.

[survivoryea]

on 10/18/2009 How warm and sweet - love cats too!! 5*

[hnatalieann]

on 10/18/2009 Very nice, everyone should love their cats even strays!!

[cohenle]

on 3/5/2009 Very cute!

[NaimaManal]

on 3/2/2009 Very cute!

[DenaEBolton]

on 3/2/2009 Love this article! Our cats love having their bellies rubbed, especially my husband's cat Daphne. Good warning about the cat-slap. 5*