How to Act Like White Trash

This is a how to article on behaving like white trash.

Things You'll Need

• A trucker's hat that says "geeter done" with a fishing lure on it.
• An angry mother in law with curlers on her hair
• a bunch of hunting dogs

Instructions

1. Buy a trailer and move on in. In today's economy, it's not too bad of an idear. You may also want to make sure it's an RV type.

2. 

   Drink Mountain Dew only. Buy some diet mountain Dew for your overweight wife once in a while, for variety's sake.

3. 

   Develop a taste for questionable food items such as baloney with olives stuck in it, beef jerky, and stink bait.

4. Smoke Winstons, and chew Skoal tobacco. Make sure you keep the cigarette in your mouth while you dig around your jeans for some change to pay for gas.

5. Sit around the rodeo bleachers and laugh at the poor saps that don't last more then 8 seconds on the bull, but show your buddy how much you respect the clown.

6. 

   Build a shrine to dale earnhardt to overshadow your wife's Elvis postcards from Graceland collection.

7. Name all your children with the same letter, example:
   David, Dennis, Daniel, Doris, Delilah, Damian, and throw in a "Junior" for the hell of it.

8. Ask the bartender at a fancy night club for a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, just to have an excuse to let him know how much you think it sucks that you cant find any now a days.

9. Watch Nascar reruns on VHS, buy at least 2 seasons of Jerry Springer DVDs, and keep a straight face when Ernest calls Hank Williams Junior 'boceephus' on one of his old movies.

Tips & Warnings

• Do not enunciate

• buy a gun rack

• Imitating someone you aren't could make you just like them