How to Pee Wearing a Smart Carry Holster

Custom made Smart Carry concealed carry holsters are a fantastic way to carry your concealed pistol. However, due to the location of where the holster lays, many urinal frequenting men question their ability to pee while wearing one.

Question not, my friends. Not only is the Smart Carry holster surprisingly comfortable for daily wear, but wearing one while achieving number one relief in a public restroom is much easier than you may think.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Biological adequacy to enter a men's room
• "Smart Carry" concealed carry holster
• A pistol

1. 
    
   Holster is typically worn between the pants and underwear

   Approach the urinal, standing proud. Use this time to deal with any stage fright anxiety; it's best to keep your nerves under control when you have a loaded gun in your pants.
   
   The associated image displays how the Smart Carry concealed holster is worn - I'm wearing it outside of the pants in an effort to make this guide less offensive.

2. 
    
   Pinch your pistol and holster

   With your strong hand (the same hand that you use to draw your pistol), reach into your pants, squeezing the gun and the holster between your thumb and index finger.

3. 
    
   Push your concealed holster to the side

   Keeping your strong hand in the same position, use your weak hand to unzip your fly and remove your VIP.

4. 
    
   It's a banana, but I'm also happy to see you.

   The associated picture shows a side-by-side shot of step four with the holster above the pants, and underneath the pants.
   
   Hopefully, I don't need to explain what to do from here. Some of you may think that having one hand in your pants during evacuation looks a little funny - If you're concerned about someone laughing while they watch you urinate, you may have problems that this guide can't resolve.

Tips & Warnings

• I realize that my "style" may not be the same as your's. Although I'm most comfortable doing it this way, after completing Step 3, Step 4 for can done any way you want.
• I recommend trying this out a couple of times at home, just to boost you confidence. It took me about 2-3 times to nail it. You're gonna do great!
• Safety should always be your first priority when handling a firearm - this exercise is no exception.
• While constructing this guide, I've attempted to keep the content as clean and as educational as possible. Any innuendo that you draw from this article is the product of your own filthy mind. Please don't blame me if you get offended.

Resources

• SmartCarry Holsters home page

[mikana]

on 3/14/2009 I will have to check out smart carry.

[davelopan]

on 2/24/2009 The folks at smart carry gave me another tactic: Have you tried thismethod? Take your weak hand and grasp SmartCarry® by thebarrel of your firearm through your trousers and move it over to yourweak side then use your strong hand to unzip/button you fly and removeyour VIP. It makes it a little easier in those cases where the flyin your underwear had shifted and is hard to locate!