How to Have Fun at Work and Make Work Less Stressful

If work is stressful try these jokes.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. You can page yourself over the intercom using your own voice and make it sound important.
   This one is a little harder but try and ware the same clothes as your boss,this is a great one if you can pull it off.
   Have nicknames for all the people you work with and use just their nicknames. "Thanks for the help Spock." stuff like that.
   Send out e-mails to your co-workers in your company letting them know when your going to the bathroom,like anyone cares.

2. While your on break, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Start calling everyone Marge.
   Walk around with a can of mosquito spray make sure you keep slapping yourself
   Sit on a chair by the printer.Stair at the printer and start shouting at it like in "Office Space"

3. Every time someone asks you to do something,, ask them if they want fries with that.
   Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or food in the lunchroom. When people come back to work complaining that they could not find the free food, lean back,and let out a loud burp, with a big grin on your face.
   Put decaf coffee in the coffeemaker I bet they won't notice the difference.

Tips & Warnings

• Send out a series of questions like these, you won't believe the answers you get back. Why do people push a number on an elevator that is already lit up? Where is the other shoe when there is only one lying in the road? Where do socks go that don't make it out of the dryer is it with the other shoe on the road? What do ghosts eat? Does it really only take 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop? What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?